Do You Know This Man?

May He Rest In Peace

Highland Park High School Class of 1971

Feb 17 •

Do You Know This Man?: An Irreverent Memoir is an ongoing exploration of the one character who eludes, confounds and mystifies.

Feb 15 •

T.S. Eliot Was Wrong. January Is The Cruelest Month.

Don't believe it? Check out This Man's January.

Feb 2 •

Tips For Small Game Hunting In Your Home

Tie hands behind rat's back.

Jan 18 •

Why Didn't His Mother Pick Him Up At LAX?

The circle of life. Whatever that means.

Jan 4 •

The Entrepreneur's Guide to How to Work on a Weekend

Chew your food slowly and rhythmically.

Dec 7, 2024 •

Office Procedures in the Age of Autocracy

Whacking, Slashing, Vaporizing

Nov 23, 2024 •

Smile, You're On Candid Camera

To see yourself as you want to been seen by yourself—priceless.

Nov 10, 2024 •

I'm Scared To Death.

Oct 26, 2024 •

So, Did His Publisher's Sweepscape Sell Reebok?

Here's what happened.

Oct 15, 2024 •

The Sale Doesn't Begin Until The Customer Says No

The publisher is not joking.

Sep 28, 2024 •

And You Thought Succession Was Ruthless

Happy birthday, Mom.

Sep 14, 2024 •

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